Monday, August 21, 2006

Booty-licious

You know you've been reading too many celebrity internet sites when, while waiting in line in Starbuck's, you hear:

Girl 1: The movie was good. I was surprised to see Jessica Biel in it. I love her.

Girl 2: Yeah, I really like her too. She hasn't been in something for a while.

Girl 1: But she's been getting a lot of press lately. I don't know why...

Girl 2: Yeah, she has been getting press. I'm not sure why all of a sudden...

And you can barely restrain yourself from leaning over and explaining to the little simpletons: It's because of her ass! She's been getting so much press lately because of her recently "discovered" booty, which has been featured in a gazillion photos during the past two weeks. Which is sort of ridiculous because she's always been a babe, and on top of that she's been working out for months - I know because I've seen tons of pictures - and I've been noticing, approvingly, how buff and non-anorexic she was becoming.

Bravo to Jessica for demonstrating that actresses who eat are way hotter than those who don't!

5 comments:

Gypsy said...

That girl is looking good! And how about Natalie from So You Think You Can Dance? Baby got back in a really good way.

Buttercup said...

Gypsy, That is one of the few shows of that genre that I don't watch, but a friend of mine loves it!

SisterFriend said...

I agree. Healthy always looks better than ematiated.

Buttercup said...

Sister-friend - exactly!

Christopher Bell said...

This British, straight, pro-feminist guy who has a crush on Jess can only agree wholeheartedly with your observtions. All I can say to add is that I think she's one of the (heck no; THE) best role-models for teenage girls that there's been for ages. Strong, fit, healthy women rock this guy's world!