Thursday Thirteen #23

Thirteen Reasons Every Girl Should Own A Hitachi Magic Wand

1) It is the ultimate, most powerful, fantabulous Queen of vibrators.

2) It does not require any reciprocation whatsoever; it exists to pleasure you and you alone.

3) If you're looking for an orgasm, search no further; it's the perfect thing for "me" time.

4) If you're in a generous mood, it can be used to pleasure others, and it can add an extra layer of spice to together time.

5) It's an excellent sleep aid right before bedtime.

6) It's perfect for quickies, or not-so-quickies.

7) Your body, and especially your clit, will love it, and so will boys if they're smart (and not too insecure; it is a bit intimidating but don't worry it's just for outside!). What man would pass up the chance to give his woman a big "O."

8) You can hold it with one hand, leaving your other hand free to turn the pages of a trashy novel.

9) It's not obsessed with sports, and it's never heard of football.

10) It goes wherever you want it, however soft, slow, hard, or fast you need it.

11) Men come and go, but your magic wand will always be there.

12) In the event that you fry the cord and cause your wand to malfunction after 7 years of diligent use, have no fear, it's totally replaceable.

13) You don't even have to go to a sex store to buy it! You can buy it here at drugstore.com for almost half the price that my Exbf paid for mine at a sex store in New York.

If you have other ideas that you think might be able to compete with the Magic Wand, bring 'em on!

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