Thursday, January 11, 2007

Thursday Thirteen #23


Thirteen Reasons Every Girl Should Own A Hitachi Magic Wand

1) It is the ultimate, most powerful, fantabulous Queen of vibrators.

2) It does not require any reciprocation whatsoever; it exists to pleasure you and you alone.

3) If you're looking for an orgasm, search no further; it's the perfect thing for "me" time.

4) If you're in a generous mood, it can be used to pleasure others, and it can add an extra layer of spice to together time.

5) It's an excellent sleep aid right before bedtime.

6) It's perfect for quickies, or not-so-quickies.

7) Your body, and especially your clit, will love it, and so will boys if they're smart (and not too insecure; it is a bit intimidating but don't worry it's just for outside!). What man would pass up the chance to give his woman a big "O."

8) You can hold it with one hand, leaving your other hand free to turn the pages of a trashy novel.

9) It's not obsessed with sports, and it's never heard of football.

10) It goes wherever you want it, however soft, slow, hard, or fast you need it.

11) Men come and go, but your magic wand will always be there.

12) In the event that you fry the cord and cause your wand to malfunction after 7 years of diligent use, have no fear, it's totally replaceable.

13) You don't even have to go to a sex store to buy it! You can buy it here at drugstore.com for almost half the price that my Exbf paid for mine at a sex store in New York.

If you have other ideas that you think might be able to compete with the Magic Wand, bring 'em on!




The purpose of the meme is to get to know everyone who participates a little bit better every Thursday. Visiting fellow Thirteeners is encouraged! If you participate, leave the link to your Thirteen in others comments. It's easy, and fun! Be sure to update your Thirteen with links that are left for you, as well! I will link to everyone who participates and leaves a link to their 13 things. Trackbacks, pings, comment links accepted!

27 comments:

Anonymous said...

LMAO! Excellent TT ... so glad you#re enjoying your magic wand. #9 actually made me hoot out loud :o)

Anonymous said...

What a great TT! I've got girlfriends who rave about the magic wand, too - I'm going to have to spend the money and get myself one.

Raggedy said...

Great list!
I even like the name magic wand.
Have a wonderful Thursday.
My TT is posted

Anonymous said...

Unfortunately boys aren't very smart!
Interesting thirteen!

FRIDAY'S CHILD said...

This is making me smile.
My T13 is up too.

Artemis said...

That rocks :) I liked the one about the trashy novel... I never thought of that!

Leanne said...

:blushing:

Gypsy said...

The only thing I don't like about those kinds of vibes is the dang cord! But, oh, the power.

Great TT!

Anonymous said...

Oh my! Wasn't expecting this this morning. But hello! Never used one with a cord. Do they really get that much more power?

Happy TT

Lass

Buttercup said...

Le Laquet - Thanks for commenting!

Lisa - Go for it.

Raggedy - Thanks for coming by.

Retta - Thankfully, the wand has no need for brains.

Friday's Child - :)

Artemis - Practice makes perfect.

Gypsy - But if you have a plug next to your bed and store it under your bed... It has a fairly long cord.

Leanne - I hope it wasn't too risque for TT!

Lass - Yep.

Anonymous said...

Oh you MONKEY!!!

I am on the road..and have stopped into an internet cafe...filled with 14 year old smelly loud rude boys...and what comes up on my screen? A dildo!!!!

I'll probably get arrested!!

Ha ha Hi buttercup super fun post this week, thanks for the great laugh.

I am so sorry I didn't make it to your blog last week for TT...I've been travelling and running crazy errands for past week...doctors appt, passport office line ups, get it tomorrow and just harried.

So catching up now what a delight happy TT!

Candy

Buttercup said...

Candy Minx - It's not a dildo!! It's just for OUTSIDE stimulation. (Although I'm certainly not going to tell any girl what she should or should not do with her toys...)

Anonymous said...

EXCELLENT TT! BOB aka Battery Operated Boyfriend deserves a shout out at least once a week. And thank you for providing a handy dandy buy it link!

Chelle Y. said...

Haha, and "blush!" :)

Buttercup said...

Starrlight - I do what I can to support my girls!

Chelle Y - Thanks for stopping by!

Anonymous said...

Man, you've got guts, posting something so honest and potentially offensive. Good for you (I think I'm jealous! Either that or going to take your lead)

LOVE the list. LOVE the concept. LOVE the one handed while reading idea!!!!!!

Happy TT!

Anonymous said...

Ok, I'm not sure what to say to this list :) so I'll just say my 13 are up.

Anonymous said...

I write those 'trashy novels', so it's good to see you're alloting them a hand of their own! They deserve it!

My T13 is up at www.alyssagoodnight.blogspot.com. It's a list of books...maybe the perfect complement to your list...

ali said...

is it bad that i've NEVER heard of this?!!!

Buttercup said...

Susan - What's offensive about maximizing "me" time? A girl has a right to love her body right, doesn't she?

John - You could always join in the fun. ;)

Alyssa - Keep up the good work.

Ali - It's never too late!

Anonymous said...

haha...thanks for the information:-)

I will Exercise for Comments!
Sunflower

Anonymous said...

and here I thought I was the only one that knew um "self" exercise was good for insomnia

Chickadee said...

Oh my! I love the list, even if it is a bit naughty. :)

Yes, those wonderful toys do help you fall asleep at night. I can attest to that one!

No 13 this week. I had a volunteer-related adventure that I'm going to try to blog about before the end of the weekend.

Gabrielle said...

LOL Thanks for sharing and for stopping by :)

Anonymous said...

Good one.

Anonymous said...

Best TT I've ever seen.
(roflmao)

Anonymous said...

The only problem I have is where to pack it when moving...that's just one thing I don't want anyone else to come across when helping me pack, move, or unpack. It's so not a conversation I want to have with either of my parents and I don't think any of my guy friends are mature enough to let it just go. :P