Sunday, September 10, 2006

Red Headed Sluts Are A No-No

Oh, lord. Remember when I said that everytime I drink lately I end up thinking that I should cut out all alcohol, except for wine? Apparently, I need to do a better job of reminding myself of that in the moment.

Otherwise, I might just end up having a beer, two gin-and-tonics and a red-headed-slut, a drink I haven't had since the night almost three years ago when Raj and I first got together (but that's a story for another time). I could also just possibly end up staying out until five o'clock in the morning on a day that I have to work, wake up dehydrated at 10:30 am with a raging headache from the combination of lack of sleep and improper hydration, and have to limp into work cursing the sunlight stabbing me in the eyes.

I'm not saying that would definitely happen. I'm just saying it's a possibility.

5 comments:

Tracy said...

Don't worry, Buttercup! We all know you are talking in hypotheticals. ;)

Buttercup said...

Tracy - Of course! Now if only this hypothetical headache would go away...

Anonymous said...

LOL! I remember those days. It's weird the way the body changes. I can't drink more than half (yes, half)a glass of wine now without feeling sick, and I was never a heavy drinker. Odd, how that happens!

Hope your hypothetical headache is gone by now. ;)

Anonymous said...

I had my first couple of beers in over a week after being sick. They gave me a headache.

Buttercup said...

Laura - It only took ten hours...

Interstellarlass - It looks like we're down to lemon water and green tea. Apparently gatorade is supposed to cure headaches.... hmmm.